Thank God for Christian Sex! August 31, 2006
Posted by *christuttle* in : politics , trackbackActually thanks to Dr. Bill Maier for coming up with this term, it sounds so much hotter than “cunnilingus” or “fellatio.” In short, Maier has–I’m sure temporarily–stopped preaching against the gays to instead condem what he calls Christian Sex. Christian Sex is what the rest of us normal people call oral sex, fellatio, blow job, head, a hummer, cunnilingus, rug munching, carpent munching, chow box, muff diving and/or simply “a damn good time.”
(photos above via Flickr, pictures linked to each owner)
In all honesty, Maier is speaking specifically to the nearly 50% of 11-15yo American Teens who think oral sex isn’t sex–and not just oral sex in general. Damn. Evidentally Maier doesn’t seem to think it’s sex either, it’s Christian Sex.
Lucky for us, Maier prodominately blames the media. Author Leslie Ludy says “God’s version of love and romance blows away anything Hollywood could come up with.”
But obviously God’s version isn’t blowing quite as good as 50% of teen’s bed-buddies.
Hat tip to Proceed At Your Own Risk for the news, via The Christian Post.
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It feels either a) particularly naughty or b) particularly appropriate to “be the first” on a sex post.
If he’s condemning Christian Sex, I guess Jews can do whatever we want? Score!
Unless you call it Christian Sex, it’s all Sucking for Satan.